Pathetic (apathetic too) service staff.
Horrible food. (As someone said earlier, they messed up french fries. But most of the goan joints i visited seemed to get their fries wrong, so..)
Avoid traditional Goan dishes. U will cry. They seem to think traditional goan food = vinegar OD.
Warm beers (colloquially called 'piss')
And try the chicken burger if you want to experience what the guy from Man v Wild does.
I won't even feed a stray dog there.